Jon: You know, you're a very lucky cat, Garfield
Jon: You have just about everything a cat could want
Jon: You have your sanctum sanctorum
Garfield: My hidey-hole
Jon: You have your teddy bear
Garfield: My confidant
Jon: You have your dog
Garfield: My scratching post
Jon: And you have me, your loving companion
Garfield: My food-fixed and litter box changer