Garfield: Snack attack!
Garfield: Maybe just a sandwich
Garfield: One ham on rye coming up
Jon: Look at that beautiful rainbow, Garfield
Jon: Just think. At the end of each rainbow is a pot of gold
Garfield: There's nothing like a healthy respect for mother nature laced with a little greed
Garfield: Pooky, with your help we should get Jon's steak dinner tonight
Garfield: Don't worry, old buddy. I'll sew you back up when we're done
Garfield: (tap, tap)
Psychologist: Let me get this straight... You say your cat's teddy bear ate your dinner?
Jon: Biggest appetite for a teddy bear I've ever seen
Garfield: Be careful!
Garfield: We'll all be killed!
Jon: I haven't started the car yet, Garfield
Garfield: That's it! Let me out
Jon: You know, you're a very lucky cat, Garfield
Jon: You have just about everything a cat could want
Jon: You have your sanctum sanctorum
Garfield: My hidey-hole
Jon: You have your teddy bear
Garfield: My confidant
Jon: You have your dog
Garfield: My scratching post
Jon: And you have me, your loving companion
Garfield: My food-fixed and litter box changer
Jon: We must do something about your breath, Garfield
Garfield: It's not my fault you left the garlic cheese out last night
Jon: Rather than fix your breakfast every day, Garfield, I've decided to let your serve yourself
Jon: Maybe that wasn't such a good idea
