Garfield: I have it!
Garfield: I'll make a million dollars
Garfield: Sympathy cards for dieters
Garfield: Just what is a diet?
Garfield: A diet is self-denial
Garfield: Fortunately, I'm such a swell fellow I haven't the heart to deny myself anything
Jon: Rise'n'shide, old buddy
Garfield: (Z)
Jon: There's a bright new day out there, with new challenges
Jon: Have some food
Jon: Have some water
Jon: YEA, GARFIELD! GET OUT THERE AND LIVE LIFE FOR ALL IT'S WORTH! CHARGE, BOY!
Jon: There's nothing tougher than kick-starting a cat
Garfield: (boing, boing)
Jon: Ha ha, aren't you cute! Here, have some food
Garfield: I hate myself when I do that
Garfield: Did I ever tell you about my weird uncle Roy? He had a species change operation. He had himself changed to a dog
Garfield: It was tragic
Garfield: He chased himself to death
Garfield: Here's how to handle a fierce animal
Garfield: Show no fear
Garfield: And show no pain
Jon: If I'm quiet enough I should be able to prepare this lasagna all for myself
Garfield: Hark! Isn't that the sound of a lasagna noodle being laid on a bed of ricotta cheese?
Jon: Uncanny
Garfield: Come on, come on. Bake that dude
Garfield: I think I'll do some caterwauling tonight
Garfield: (CRASH!)
Garfield: HOLD IT! WAIT TILL I'M ON THE FENCE, YOU TWIT!
Garfield: For my first selection, I'd like to...
Garfield: (CHUKUNG!)
Garfield: Obviously, sir, you are no a patron of the arts!
Garfield: Hello, there, Nermal
Jon: Garfield! Where's Nermal? You didn't stuff him in the breadbox, did you?
Jon: Thank heavens!
Garfield: What kind of an animal does Jon think I am?
Odie: Urf
Garfield: Oh, shut up, Odie
Garfield: Choose your weapon, Odie
Garfield: We shall now duel with newspaper
Garfield: At one pace!
Odie: (WHAP!)
Garfield: Okay, Odie, you have your rolled up newspaper. I have mine. Let's have at it!
Garfield: (WHAP!)
Garfield: Weekend edition
