Garfield: I wonder how Nermal can stay so cute after all these years?
Nermal: (pat, pat, pat)
Garfield: I thought so
Garfield: Sleep on my teddy bear, will you?!
Nermal: (Z)
Nermal: (Z)
Garfield: I wish I could do that
Jon: Garfield, I get the impression you don't like Nermal
Garfield: Nonsense. I love Nermal
Garfield: I JUST LOOOVE NERMAL!
Jon: Uh... uh, Garfield
Jon: What are you doing back in bed, Garfield? It's not even noon yet
Garfield: As far as I'm concerned, the day is over
Jon: Hey, Garfield. Let's spend today celebrating all that's good in mankind
Jon: Let's do a good deed for a stranger, stop and smell a flower and compliment a friend
Garfield: That's a heavy thing to lay on cat first thing in the morning
Jon: My what a nice looking tie
Man: What are you? Some kind of weirdo or something?
Jon: Some people aren't very nice, are they, Garfield?
Garfield: Welcome to planet Earth, Jon
Jon: What's your philosophy of life, Garfield
Garfield: All the world's a cookie jar, and all the men and women merely crumbs
Jon: And how do you feel about yourself
Garfield: I happened to be one of the chocolate chips
Jon: Isn't it a glorious morning, Garfield?
Garfield: Big, fat, hairy deal
Jon: You know, Garfield, I have the feeling you're a cat with a little cynic in you
Garfield: That's not true!
Garfield: I'm a cynic with a little cat around me
Garfield: Maybe Jon's right. Maybe I am too cynical. Maybe the world isn't as stupid as I think
Garfield: Nah
Garfield: Looking good, Garfield
Garfield: You still have it, you rascal
Garfield: An active imagination is a wonderful thing
Jon: Time passes slowly on a weekend
Jon: A fly crawls up the wall
Jon: One of those iridescent flys of fall
Jon: Time passes slowly on a weekend
Garfield: That's my Jon. He's raised boredom to an art form
Jon: Actually, doctor, my cat doesn't need a checkup
Jon: It was just an excuse to see you again
Liz: Garfield! I didn't know you cared
Jon: No... Me, doc... Me
Jon: Tell me, doc, if we were married,
Jon: Would you be Mrs Jon Arbuckle, or doctor Mrs Jon Arbuckle, or Mrs doctor Liz Arbuckle, or...
Garfield: I hate to see a grown doctor cry
Jon: How about a date, Liz?
Liz: And what do you have in mind?
Jon: I'd love to just hold your hand and gaze into your eyes
Liz: I like that
Garfield: It's amazing the headway you can make when you stop playing games
