Garfield: Spending a whole week in bed isn't as easy as it looks
Garfield: It takes preparation
Garfield: Did you bring the party mix, Pooky?
Jon: Garfield, are you going to stay in bed all week?
Garfield: Yup
Jon: Dinner is on the table
Garfield: I think I'm going to cry
Jon: Hey, Garfield... Figure this on out...
Jon: How do you plan to stay in bed all week and yet come to dinner too?
Jon: Heh, heh. Just look at that. Garfield has his bed and has his food. He's in kitty heaven. Cats have such simple pleasures
Jon: Spending an entire week in bed was fun
Garfield: But I crave more variety than that
Garfield: Now I think I'll spend and entire week in this easy chair
Garfield: So I'm stuck in a window blind, big deal
Garfield: The pain and humiliation I can handle
Garfield: It's losing the air of dignity that kills me
Garfield: I'd cry out for help
Garfield: But I couldn't handle that
Garfield: Predicaments are embarrassing only when noticed by someone else
Jon: I'm going to get you out, Garfield
Jon: But I'd like to do it without hurting the window blind
Garfield: It's things like this that let you know where you stand in life
Nermal: Here I am, Nermal, the world's cutest kitten!
Garfield: What make you think you're so cute?
Nermal: Simple, all kittens are cute until they grow into cats and become ugly
Garfield: I didn't have to hear that
Nermal: I tell it like it is, baby cakes
