Garfield: Could it be Jon bough a new pair of slacks?
Garfield: Yes, they're new all right
Garfield: No cat hairs
Jon: Garfield! I didn't know cats could play guitars
Garfield: Cure, cats are natural guitarists
Garfield: We have built in picks
Garfield: Oboy! Pizza!
Garfield: Uh-oh
Jon: Okay, who's in there?
Garfield: Ain't nobody here but us anchovies
Odie: (tap, tpa, tap, tpa, tap, tap, ta..)
Jon: Garfield, leave Odie alone
Odie: (tap, tpa, tap, tap)
Garfield: A guy tries to have a little fun
Odie: (..ap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap)
Jon: Garfield will be in here any minute to wake me for breakfast
Jon: He'll pry my eye open to see if I'm awake
Jon: Then he will tap dance on my head
Jon: And then he'll sit on my chest and breathe in my face until I get up!
Jon: OKAY! OKAY!
Garfield: What did I do?
Jon: Look at that beautiful sunset, Garfield
Jon: It's nice having you to share it with
Jon: You have something in your eye?
Garfield: Yes, a little speck of sentiment
Jon: What's so special about a pet-owner relationship, Garfield?
Jon: Could it be everyone needs someone to lord over?
Garfield: Could be
Garfield: But what do you get out of it?
Jon: You know, Garfield...
Jon: I wonder what people would do without cats?
Garfield: Wither away and die, I suspect
Jon: I wonder what cats would do without people?
Garfield: Who'd change our kitty litter?
Jon: Ha, ha, okay, Odie
Jon: Have a streak
Odie: (zip!)
Jon: Oh, very well, Garfield
Jon: Have some bacon and eggs
Garfield: (SPLAT!)
Garfield: I, Garfield the Cat, resolve to spend the entire week in bed
Garfield: Oh sure, the going may get tough at times...
Garfield: But my sheer will and determination should resist the temptation to get up
