1981-09-01

Garfield: Do you know why I hate Nermal?

Garfield: It's not because he's so young, tiny and cute...

Garfield: He reminds me I'm so old, fat and ugly

1981-09-02

Garfield: I can't reach the pie, Nermal. What say we team up?

1981-09-03

Garfield: Maybe I could be as popular as Nermal if I learned to dance

Garfield: I think I hurt something

1981-09-04

Garfield: MINE!

Garfield: Yours

1981-09-05

Garfield: Sorry you have to leave so soon, Nermal

Nermal: But, I wasn't...

Garfield: I'm not afraid of him wearing out his welcome. I don't want him to break in a new one

1981-09-06

Jon: And my cat here will have an order of lasagna

Garfield: (WHAP!)

Jon: Make that a double order

Jon: Perhaps a triple order

Garfield: (GOOSH!)

Jon: Heck with it. Give him the whole pan

Garfield: And give it wings

1981-09-07

Garfield: (SWIPE!)

Garfield: I hate Mondays

1981-09-08

Garfield: Hee hee

Garfield: HA HA HA!

Garfield: When you're built low to the ground, a walk in the grass can be ticklish

1981-09-09

Garfield: Hello, tree. Hello, flowers

Garfield: Hello, apteryx

1981-09-10

Jon: There you have it, fold

Jon: Medical science has a cure for almost everything but the common cold...

Jon: And the early morning stares

1981-09-11

Jon: Surprise, Garfield! I got you a scratching post

Garfield: Gee, thanks

Garfield: (scratch, scratch, scratch)

1981-09-12

Jon: YAWN

Jon: ARRRGH!

Jon: WHy are you wearing my reading glasses?

Garfield: All the better to scare you with, my dear

1981-09-13

Garfield: Rats!

Garfield: I wen and did it again

Garfield: Here I am, doomed to die again. If I stay up here I'll starve. If I jump I'll become a cat pancake. I hope someone rescues me

Jon: Stuck up the tree again, Garfield?

Garfield: Help! Help!

1981-09-14

Garfield: Rats, I'd like to sleep in this morning, but I'm hungry too

Garfield: (Z)

1981-09-15

Garfield: Go fetch the paper, Odie

1981-09-16

Garfield: Ha ha ha!

Garfield: What a great plot, fine acting, super photography

Garfield: I love commercials