Dear Garfield, How do I avoid the embarrassment of cat hairs all over my house when I have company? Harried
Garfield: Simple
Garfield: Never invite anyone to your home again
Jon: Oh yuk!
Jon: What did you drag that fish in for
Garfield: (SMACK!)
Garfield: When a cat presents you with a dead, smelly thing, it's an expressing of love, you twit
Garfield: Here's a lesson in the natural order of things
Garfield: Cats use claws to climb trees
Garfield: And fire departments to get down
Garfield: What does Garfield the Cat do when he's stuck up a tree
Garfield: Why what any honorable cat would do, of course
Garfield: AWHHH!
Garfield: I'm getting out of this tree
Garfield: (BOING!)
Garfield: I didn't allow for my resilient nature
Jon: Come here, cat
Garfield: ROWR!
Garfield: ROWR FFT!
Fireman: Here you are, cat
Garfield: (kiss) Thanks
Jon: Oh good. Its here
Jon: This rubber burger should be good for some laughs
Garfield: (CHOMP!)
Garfield: (SPROING!)
Garfield: ROWR!
Jon: Hee hee
Garfield: (GRRRR)
Jon: Ha! Ha! Ha!
Jon: It was worth it
Jon: Just look at yourself, Garfield. You're becoming a soft, sugar dependent grease-eating lard ball. Is that what you want?
Garfield: YES!
Jon: Let me rephrase that...
Garfield: Some people say I'm fat
Garfield: Big deal, I love to eat
Garfield: Waddling and sweating is kind of fun too
