1981-06-01

Garfield: You again

Nermal: Me again

Nermal: Nermal, the world's cutest kitten

Nermal: Now, stand aside, fatso. I have people to charm

1981-06-02

Garfield: Out!

Garfield: You can scratch my chair, you can insult my mother, you can beat up my dog, and you can play with my rubber mousie...

Garfield: But you don't eat my food and you don't sleep in my bed

Nermal: Yes, sir

1981-06-03

Garfield: We cats are very independent

Garfield: We don't need attention

Garfield: Unless it's being given to someone else

1981-06-04

Garfield: Come here, Nermal

Garfield: Make yourself useful

Jon: Where are you going?

Garfield: Trolling for dogs

1981-06-05

Garfield: MINE!

Garfield: Pooky is a one-cat teddy bear

1981-06-06

Nermal: I guess I'll be leaving

Garfield: Must you rush?

Nermal: If you insist I'll stay

1981-06-07

Garfield: (pat, pat, pat)

Garfield: (PUNT!)

1981-06-08

Garfield: Fetch, boy

Garfield: Obedient... Not very bright, but obedient

1981-06-09

Jon: Oh, Garfield

1981-06-10

Garfield: (BAP!)

Odie: (woinng)

Odie: (woinng)

1981-06-11

Odie: (BARK!)

Jon: Pets

1981-06-12

Cat: (BOP!)

Garfield: (WHANGO)

Garfield: Nobody beats up on Odie but me

1981-06-13

Garfield: Do you know what I hate about dogs?

Garfield: Dogs are... so... so...

Garfield: Friendly

1981-06-14

Garfield: (PUNT!)

Garfield: (boing! boing! boing! boing!)

Garfield: I love you when you're naughty

1981-06-15

Garfield: It's Monday. Nothings good ever happens to me on Mondays

Garfield: So I'm going to stay in the middle of this big field all day, where I can't get hurt

(SPOING!)

1981-06-16

Jon: Claire, Baby! What say you and I go out tonight and paint the town red, sweets?

Jon: Yeh, maybe another time?

Jon: Now who should I call?

Garfield: Try Clods Anonymous