Garfield: I eat too much, I sleep too much and I don't exercise at all
Garfield: There's certainly room for improvement
Garfield: I think I'll take up smoking
Arlene: MROW
Garfield: OOOO
Arlene: UR
Garfield: ROWRR
Arlene: AROOOOOOO
Garfield: AROOOOOOO
Arlene: Thanks for the date, Garfield
Garfield: Take care, Arlene
Jon: Ha ha. How can I resist you when you're cute? Help yourself, Garfield
Garfield: A fool and his lasagna are soon parted
Jon: How do you feel about going jogging this morning, Garfield?
Garfield: How do you feel about bleeding this morning
Jon: I get your drift
Garfield: Bright lad
Jon: If you want to eat, use this can opener, Garfield
Jon: You know what to do with it
Garfield: Yes, I do
Garfield: Gimme a steak
Jon: What happened to you, Garfield?!
Jon: You were walking down the street minding your own business...
Jon: You stopped to smell a flower
Garfield: (sniff)
Jon: When a big dog slipped up behind you...
Garfield: (CLOBBER)
Jon: And beat the stuffing out of you
Garfield: You are so right
Garfield: If I were the cruel sort, I'd shove Odie off the table
Garfield: But, I'm not
Garfield: (bomp!) Teddy bears, on the other hand...
Garfield: GET OUT OF MY CHAIR. OUT! OUT!
Garfield: Pooky wants to watch television
Jon: I guess I know where I fall in the order of things
Jon: I have a new diet for you, Garfield. You can eat all you want
Garfield: After eating five pounds of carrots!
Jon: Garfield, you hang around the house too much
Jon: What can I do to interest you in the great outdoors?
Garfield: You can screen it in and put a roof over it, for starters
