Jon's mother: The light bulb's burned out
Jon's mother: Don't worry about me. I'll just sit here in the dark going blind
Jon: I'll fix it
Jon's mother: He's such a good boy
Jon's father: When I was your age I was married and had a kid
Jon: Yeh, me!
Jon's father: Good argument, son. But I still think you should get married
Jon: Now that the sun has set, we come the exciting part
Jon: We turn around to watch the moor rise
Garfield: Be still my beating heart
Garfield: It is kind of pretty out here on the farm
Garfield: Walt Disney, eat your heart out
Garfield: Uh oh. I'll never make it across that sunbeam awake
Garfield: Nothing ventured, nothing gained
Garfield: (poomp! Z)
Jon: Come on, Garfield. Let's go for a walk
Jon: (Z)
Garfield: You're getting a little pudgy there, Garfield
Garfield: Maybe you'd be more attractive to the ladies if you'd suck your gut in
Garfield: And then again, maybe not
Garfield: Here comes Arlene. She's crazy about me
Garfield: Buenas dias, mon sweet. I knew you'd come back to me
Arlene: Of course you did, fatso. You're sitting on my rubber mouse
Garfield: Tell me, Arlene, how does it feel to have a huge, ugly, disgusting gap between your front teeth
Arlene: (BAP!)
Garfield: Oh
Arlene: ROWRR
Garfield: OOOO
Arlene: Why do cats always caterwaul when they date
Garfield: Would you rather come to my place and see my cat show trophy?
Arlene: EROOO
Arlene: How about us having a lasting relationship, Garfield
Garfield: I'm sorry, Arlene. I'm already hopelessly in love with somebody else
Arlene: Who?
Garfield: Me
Garfield: Thanks for the date, Arlene
Arlene: How about a good night kiss?
Garfield: (kiss, kiss, smack, kiss)
Arlene: Masher
Jon: Aren't pet stores fascinating, Garfield?
Jon: The cute hamsters, the canaries, the tropical fish
Jon: Garfield?
Jon: Garfield?!!
Jon: Oh, there you are
Jon: Come on. Let's go home for lunch
Garfield: No thanks. I just ate
Jon: Where where you last night, Garfield
Jon: You met a ballet dancer and went to a sack race?
Garfield: Close enough
Jon: If there is such a thing as reincarnation, I'd like to come back as a movie star
Jon: What would you like to come back as, Garfield?
Garfield: What a silly question
Garfield: A dogcatcher, of course
