1981-02-17

Garfield: Welcome to the first day of your diet, Garfield

Garfield: Through self-denial you will realize a slimmer, more self-assured you

Garfield: I think I'm gonna die!

1981-02-18

Garfield: I shall now attempt to eat a diet lunch consisting of one leaf of lettuce

Garfield: Lightly seasoned with...

Garfield: (blop) One quart of mayonnaise!

1981-02-19

Garfield: Dieting is easy when you set your mind to it

Garfield: I no longer crave food

Garfield: It's the calories I crave!

1981-02-20

Garfield: I gotta get off this diet!

1981-02-21

Garfield: Zowie! A picture of lasagna!

Garfield: (RIP!)

Garfield: Not too bad except for the staples (ptooey)

1981-02-22

Garfield: (SNAP!)

Garfield: I love static electricity (scuff, scuff, scuff, scuff)

Garfield: (POP!)

Garfield: (SCUFF. SCUFF, SCUFF, SCUFF, SCUFF)

Garfield: (POW)

Garfield: I hate static electricity

1981-02-23

(brinnnng!)

Garfield: I love to wake up early

Garfield: The earlier you set your alarm, the longer you can oversleep

1981-02-24

Garfield: It's yawn and crick time

Garfield: YAWN

Garfield: (crick!)

1981-02-25

Jon: Eat your food, Garfield

Garfield: No. It's yukky

Jon: How would you like to go to bed without dinner?

Jon: Somehow, that psychology doesn't seem to work on Garfield

1981-02-26

Garfield: Why do people love teddy bears?

Garfield: It's for their don'ts...

Garfield: They don't eat your food. They don't dance with your date and they don't trump your ace lead

1981-02-27

Jon: I wonder what grandiose dream Garfield is having right now

1981-02-28

Jon: Have you ever seen such a sad movie in all your life, Garfield?

Garfield: Maybe I'm too hardened. Maybe I'm too cynical...

Garfield: But I wasn't that moved by “Flipper Gets The Ick”