Man: Why, hello there
Garfield: I'm lost
Man: Aren't you cute!
Garfield: Can you give me directions?
Man: Run along now, kitty
Man: What did I do?
Garfield: So what if I'm lost. Big deal. I can handle it
Garfield: Cats are adventurous. Cats are independent. Cats are strong
Garfield: I want my teddy bear!
Garfield: It should be no problem finding my way home. Cats have a natural homing instinct
Garfield: My instinct tells me to go that way
Garfield: (bonk!)
Garfield: Boy, am I beat. I must've walked two blocks today
Garfield: It will be nice to get home. I miss my chew bone, my chew toy,
Garfield: And Odie, my chew dog
Garfield: I guess I'll have to hitchhike home
Garfield: Fortunately for me, I have something most other cats don't
Garfield: Thumbs
Jon: GARFIELD! WELCOME BACK!
Jon: You must be starved. I'll get some food
Garfield: I'm starved
Garfield: Home is where they understand you
Garfield: MY FEET! WHERE ARE MY FEET?!
Garfield: Maybe I could stand t lose a pound or two
Jon: Garfield, I wouldn't say you're fat
Jon: But you have more chins that a Hong Kong telephone directory!
Garfield: I wish Jon wouldn't kid me about my weight
Garfield: I'm a very sensitive person
Garfield: Et tu, chair?
Garfield: My, my, a chocolate covered peanut
Garfield: (rip!)
Garfield: I think I need a bigger cat suit
Jon: GARFIELD! DINNER!
Jon: I appreciate your promptness, Garfield...
Jon: BUT, NEXT TIME, OPEN THE DOOR!
Garfield: Oops
Garfield: Watch out, metropolis. Garfield is in town
Garfield: This is my night to howl
Garfield: AROOO
Garfield: Hey, baby, what's happenin'?
Lady cat 1: Buzz off, creep
Garfield: AROOOOO
Garfield: Hi there. How about a kiss?
Lady cat 2: Don't do me no favors
Garfield: How about you and me
Lady cat 3: Pack it in, Jack
Garfield: Aroooo
Jon: Uh-oh. It's diet time
Jon: Let's diet together, Garfield. That would be more fun
Jon: How does the old proverb go?
Garfield: “Misery loves company”
