Garfield: What's with you?
Garfield: Someone switched my eyedrops with the airplane glue
Garfield: That's terrible!
Garfield: No wonder my model airplane wouldn't stick together
Jon: We're going for a nature walk, Garfield
Garfield: Super
Jon: Just smell that fresh country air
Garfield: Sniff... Achoo!
Jon: Hark. That's the call of a lesser bittern of the heron family
Heron: Waka, waka
Garfield: Waka, smaka
Jon: Rolling meadows, lush forests, majestic mountains...
Jon: Have you ever seen such splendor?
Garfield: Lovely
Garfield: (slup)
Jon: That was my hot water, Garfield. I was going to make tea
Garfield: I know that
Jon: Weird
Garfield: I can see the headlines now
Garfield: “Cat gets hijacked”
Duck: “And duck gets hernia”
(slam!)
Garfield: How did I get into this fix? One minute I'm free as a bird, then I'm in the city pound. Where did I go wrong
Garfield: I'm just a number here, I've almost forgotten what it's like on the outside
Garfield: It's not right to cage a wild animal!
Garfield: These four walls are closing in on me! I can't take it anymore!
Cat: You've only been here two minutes
Garfield: I know, but this is my first shot at a prison scene
Garfield: I can't believe it. Me, Garfield, in a dog pound
Guido: That's “city pound.” There are cats here too, you know
Fluffy: Arf, arf
Guido: Oh shut up, Fluffy
Guido: My name's Guido, and this here is my associate, Fluffy
Garfield: Guido and Fluffy
Guido: I've killed for less that that
Garfield: One of your sensitive-tough types
Garfield: Tell me, Guido. Why is Fluffy here in the city pound?
Guido: His previous owner encountered considerable difficulty in cultivating Fluffy with the proper hygienic habits
Garfield: Couldn't be housebroken, huh?
Guido: Puddle city
Garfield: How long will I have to stay here in the pound?
Guido: Till your owner comes to pick you up
Garfield: What if he doesn't come
Guido: Then it's curtains for you
Garfield: Great! I love to sharpen my claws on curtains
Guido: How do I break this to him?
Guido: We gotta bust out of this pound. Got any ideas?
Garfield: Why don't we use Fluffy as a battering ram?
Guido: Fluffy! Be a battering ram!
Fluffy: Yah
Fluffy: (CRASH!)
Garfield: Thanks for helping me escape from the pound, Guido
Guido: No sweat
Garfield: It's nice to finally be out of trouble. What a relief it is to be returning to the safety and comfort of home
Garfield: Wherever that is...