Jon: What happened to my favorite record?!
Garfield: I scratched it
Jon: What happened to the lasagna I fixed for dinner?!
Garfield: I ate it
Jon: GARFIELD, WHY IS IT YOU SCRATCH, EAT AND DESTROY EVERYTHING IN SIGHT?!
Garfield: I CAN'T HELP IT! I'M A SLAVE TO MY PASSIONS!
Jon: CATS!
Garfield: HUMANS!
Jon: I'm sorry, Garfield. If you didn't do those things you wouldn't be a cat. I love you for what you are
Garfield: That's okay
Jon: What happened to my fern?
Garfield: Don't ask