Garfield: So this is 1981
Garfield: A brand new year fresh with new promise
Garfield: Big, fat, hairy deal
Garfield: (gobble! gobble! gobble!)
Jon: WHERE'S YOUR DINNER?!! WHERE'S MY DINNER?!
Garfield: Once my eating gains momentum it's hard to shut down
Garfield: What's this strange feeling I feel today?
Garfield: I feel like being nice to everyone today!
Garfield: (kiss)
Garfield: (kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss)
Garfield: (kiss)
Garfield: People don't want nice... People want consistency
Garfield: We cats nap anywhere, anytime
Garfield: Everyone should be so lucky
Garfield: With the possible exception of airline pilots
Garfield: Oh no! I feel a nap attack coming on. But the movie's almost over. I must stay awake!
Garfield: (Z)
Garfield: Boy, what a great night's sleep. YAWN.
Jon: HEY, GARFIELD. LET'S GO JOGGING
Garfield: (Z)
Jon: What happened to my favorite record?!
Garfield: I scratched it
Jon: What happened to the lasagna I fixed for dinner?!
Garfield: I ate it
Jon: GARFIELD, WHY IS IT YOU SCRATCH, EAT AND DESTROY EVERYTHING IN SIGHT?!
Garfield: I CAN'T HELP IT! I'M A SLAVE TO MY PASSIONS!
Jon: CATS!
Garfield: HUMANS!
Jon: I'm sorry, Garfield. If you didn't do those things you wouldn't be a cat. I love you for what you are
Garfield: That's okay
Jon: What happened to my fern?
Garfield: Don't ask
Garfield: Stand aside, boy. There's lasagna to be eaten!
Jon: We have an understanding, Garfield and I... I provide the food, shelter, and affection, and he provides the abuse
