1980-12-17

Garfield: It's time I met a cat of the female persuasion

Garfield: What took you so long?

1980-12-18

Garfield: What do they call you?

Arlene: My name's Arlene

Garfield: And what do they call that space between your front teeth?

Arlene: This relationship is off to a tenuous start

1980-12-19

Arlene: Wanna eat mice?

Garfield: Wanna beat up dogs?

Arlene: How barbaric

Garfield: How nauseating

1980-12-20

Garfield: Tell me, Arlene, what good is that space between your teeth

Arlene: When will I see you again

Garfield: Next time I wan to hail a taxi

1980-12-21

Jon: Cats can be broken to the leash if you just hang in there

1980-12-22

Jon: Garfield, would you happen to know what happened to the lasagna I fixed for finner

Jon: I didn't know you could whistle

Garfield: I'd tap-dance too if it would change the subject

1980-12-23

Jon: Did I ever tell you I'm 29, Garfield?

Garfield: You would have been 30 but you where sick a year

Jon: I would have been 30 but I sick a year

Garfield: MY KINGDOM FOR A NEW PUNCH LINE!

1980-12-24

Garfield: Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!

Jon: Why, Garfield Arbuckle... The spirit of Christmas is giving, not receiving

Garfield: I'll give you this if you don't give me that. Now gimme!

Jon: That's the spirit

1980-12-25

Garfield: I love Christmas

Garfield: The parties and the presents

Garfield: The caroling, the presents, the food, the presents, the decorations, the presents, the fun and the presents. Merry Christmas!

1980-12-26

Garfield: Oh no! I overslept!

Garfield: I'm late!

Garfield: For my nap

1980-12-27

Jon: Oh no! They've raised my electric bill again! What'll I do?

Garfield: There's only one thing to do in a case like this...

Garfield: Sleep on it!

Jon: A real man of action

Garfield: (Z z z z)

1980-12-28

Garfield: No sweat, sarge, I'll take that machine gun nest out with my trusty bazooka here

Garfield: So this is what it feels like to be potato salad

Garfield: Rhett, rhett. Whatever shall I do? Wherever shall I go?

Garfield: Take me to your leader, earthling, or I'll atomize your face

Jon: That food's for eating, Garfield

Garfield: What are you trying to do? Make me sick or something?

1980-12-29

Jon: GARFIELD! I'M

Jon: Home

Garfield: Gotcha again

1980-12-30

Garfield: This year I resolve to be nicer to Odie

Garfield: (KONG!)

Garfield: Now that that's out of the way, I can enjoy New Year's Eve

1980-12-31

Jon: Here you are, Madelyn, my dear

Madelyn: There's a cat hair in my punch!

Jon: GARFIELD!