1980-12-01

Garfield: Boy, am I bored

Jon: Good morning, Garfield. It's another day just like any other day. Isn't it great?

Garfield: Some people confuse boredom with security

1980-12-02

Garfield: I need a change

Garfield: Maybe I'll take up a hobby. Maybe I'll learn a new language. Maybe I'll participate in a sport

Garfield: Maybe I'll stay bored. It takes less effort

1980-12-03

Garfield: (flick)

Garfield: (flick)

Garfield: You know you're bored when flicking a lint ball becomes all-consuming

1980-12-04

Garfield: Every day it's the same boring food, same boring people, same boring routine...

Odie: Rrrr

Garfield: (rowr! fft!)

Garfield: ...Same boring fights

1980-12-05

Garfield: Do you know where I'm residing? Bored city, that's where

Garfield: But not for long. With a positive mental attitude I can whip it

Garfield: I think I'll make a lateral move to self-pity

1980-12-06

Garfield: I'm border

Garfield: ARRRGH

Garfield: That helped

1980-12-07

Garfield: (chomp! gulp, gobble)

Garfield: (plick!)

Jon: ODIE!

1980-12-08

Jon: Somehow, I prefer Garfield in his less affectionate moods

1980-12-09

Jon: Garfield, I've been thinking...

Jon: I'm seriously considering having you declawed

Garfield: Whatever for?

1980-12-10

Garfield: Why would Jon want to have me declawed? A cat without claws is like a bee without a stinger...

Garfield: A porcupine without quills. A shark without teeth. A snake without fangs!

Garfield: I think I see his point

1980-12-11

Garfield: Granted, declawing a cat may spare the furniture. But it also renders a cat defenseless

Garfield: Put yourself in my shoes... How would you like to go through life...

Garfield: Knowing somewhere out there is a dog with your name on it

1980-12-12

Garfield: Some friends of mine and I would like to discuss this declawing idea of yours

Garfield: Thanks, friends

1980-12-13

Jon: Garfield, I'm sorry I tried to have you declawed. Let's forgive and forget, okay?

Garfield: (BUZZ!)

Jon: I'll settle for “forgive”

1980-12-14

Garfield: OH BOY! CHICKEN! I LOVE CHICKEN!

Jon: Hold it, Garfield

Jon: I don't know how to break this to you. I know it's going to break your heart...

Jon: But I'm never letting you have chicken again. You might choke on the bones

Garfield: OH BOY! HAMBURGERS! I LOVE HAMBURGERS!

Jon: What? No period of mourning?

1980-12-15

Jon: I think it's time you met a lady cat, Garfield

Jon: And if you're not sure what to do on a date just watch me in action sometime

Garfield: I have

Garfield: Make an innuendo, get slapped. Make a suggestion, get slapped. Make a move, get slapped

1980-12-16

Garfield: Jon says this after shave is supposed to attract women

Woman 1: (gallop)

Woman 2: (gallop)

Woman 3: (gallop)

Woman 4: (gallop)

Garfield: Darn... Wrong species