Garfield: Grandpa? What was I like when I was little?
Garfield: Okay... What was I like when I was young?
Garfield's grandfather: Let me tell you...
Garfield: Tell me, grandpa, how's grandma?
Garfield's grandfather: Looking more like a haddock every day
Garfield's grandfather: She could give mean lessons to Attila the Hun
Garfield: You're not getting along, huh?
Garfield's grandfather: You might say the honeymoon's over
Garfield: Why aren't you and grandma getting along?
Garfield's grandfather: I married her because she had a figure that wouldn't quit
Garfield: So?
Garfield's grandfather: It did
Garfield's grandfather: Did I ever tell you about the great famine of '59? It was sad
Garfield's grandfather: Food was so scarce, many people ate their cats
Garfield: That's disgusting
Garfield's grandfather: And you're gullible
Garfield's grandfather: You kids have it good these days
Garfield's grandfather: I remember when I had to walk six miles every day just to chase rats
Garfield: I don't buy that
Garfield's grandfather: Would you believe across the street to spook a chicken?
Garfield: Goodbye, grandpa. Keep in touch
Garfield's grandfather: I'll write soon
Garfield: CATS CAN'T WRITE!
Garfield's grandfather: Now you're getting the picture
Jon: Do you know what I like about cats, Garfield? You're so docile
Garfield: ROWR!
Garfield: I hate to be pegged
Garfield: I'll be stuck here for the rest of my living days if I don't do something
Garfield: I guess I'll have to let go and drop to the floor
Garfield: THis table is dusty
Garfield: ACHOO!
Garfield: Twenty years from now I'll look back on this and laaaaugh
Jon: There's one cute chicky-boo
Garfield: She could sharpen her claws on my hassock any time
Garfield: I wonder if she'd like to go to the big caterwauling on Elm Street tonight
Lady cat: Well, hello there, Garfield
Garfield: Oh, hi, Frank
