Jon: What should I do with your body cast, Garfield?
Garfield: I'd like to keep it
Garfield: (WHANG!)
Garfield: Hmmm, it feels sleepy out there today
Jon: You're looking a little listless, Garfield
Garfield: I prefer to think of it as an advanced state of relaxation
Jon: I'm taking you to the vet
Garfield: They have cure for lazy?
Jon: His get up and go got up and went, doc
Garfield: It's nothing a little catnap couldn't fix
Liz: A vitamin shot should do the trick
Jon: But you didn't eve give him the shot
Garfield: (tappity, tappity, tappity, tappity, tappity)
Liz: It's the thought that counts
Garfield: It's great to see you, grandpa. Why, I'll bet you're still the best ratter in middletown
Garfield's grandfather: I gave that up
Garfield: Why?
Garfield's grandfather: Ever try to gum a rat?
Garfield's grandfather: How well I remember the day you were born, sonny. Yesiree, you were 5 pounds 6 ounces at birth. That's big for a kitten
Garfield's grandfather: I was out of town at the time
Garfield: Then how do you remember it?
Garfield's grandfather: I heard the scream
Garfield: Tell me about my youth, grandpa
Garfield's grandfather: You were born in the kitchen of mamma Leoni's Italian restaurant. You frolicked in the fettuccine, rolled in the ravioli and ate all the lasagna in sight
Garfield: I must have broken some eating records
Garfield's grandfather: Not to mention a few health codes
Garfield's grandfather: I'm tired. I think I'll turn in
Garfield: Aw, come on, grandpa. The night's still young. Let's talk
Garfield's grandfather: Let me tell you about the flood of '42
Garfield: (Z)
Garfield's grandfather: Works every time
Jon: What the..?
Jon: Why, I'll bet you two are related, aren't you? I can see the family resemblance
Garfield's grandfather: Take that back, you walleyed muck sucker
Garfield: (Z)
Jon: HEY, GARFIELD. LET'S GO JOGGING
Garfield: (SHOOP)
Jon: AHA!
Garfield: (swipe)
Jon: EEEYOUCH!
Garfield: This is one of those times when I should have considered the consequences of my actions
