1980-10-01

Jon: This is an exclusive restaurant, Garfield. They'll never serve a cat here

Jon: Wear this

Jon: Now sit up straight... son

Garfield: Wait'll we get home... dad

1980-10-02

Jon: Good evening, Liz. So glad you could join us

Liz: “Us”?

Jon: Me and my cat

Liz: You're not strange or something are you?

Garfield: You don't know the half of it, lady

1980-10-03

Jon: (pow!) HA HA HA, WHEEEE!

Garfield: When was the last time you had so much fun, Garfield?

Garfield: I think it was the time I got the hairball stuck in my throat

1980-10-04

Jon: Thanks for a lovely evening, Liz

Jon: (KISS)

Jon: (ptooy, ptooy)

Garfield: You lucky dog. I rarely kiss on the first date

1980-10-05

Garfield: Hmmm, Jon's golf cap

Garfield: No one drives faster than the great Enzio Bodoni

Garfield: Alms for a tap dancing cat (tappity, tappity)

Garfield: Check that oil, mister?

Garfield: (quack, quack, quack)

Jon: Sometimes I worry about you, Garfield

Garfield: Ha ha ha ha

1980-10-06

Garfield: Boy, am I in a bad mood

Garfield: (STOMP! STOMP! STOMP! STOMP!)

Garfield: Thanks, Odie

1980-10-07

Garfield: (flip, flip, flip, flip)

Jon: Are you playing with the blinds again, Garfield?

Garfield: I could just scream

1980-10-08

Jon: What are you doing up there, Garfield?

Garfield: Come a little closer and ask that again

1980-10-09

Jon: I'll get you out, Garfield

Garfield: (CLUNK!)

Jon: Gee, is there anything I can do fro you?

Garfield: Notify you next of kin

1980-10-10

Jon: Cats are great to sleep with on chilly nights

Garfield: (scratch, scratch, scratch, scratch)

Jon: If you can put up with some of their eccentricities

1980-10-11

Garfield: Cats are not only cute and fuzzy...

Garfield: We also make keen alarm clocks

Garfield: At no extra charge

1980-10-12

Garfield: MERORRR

Audience: (KACHING!)

Garfield: EROWRR

Audience: (SPLAT!)

Garfield: ROWERROWER

Audience: (CLOP!)

Jon: Have you considered putting an end to your late-night caterwauling, Garfield?

Garfield: What? And give up show business?!

1980-10-13

Jon: Hey, Garfield. Nermal's come to visit for the week

Jon: I wish I could keep him

Garfield: Kittens are like strings... every yo-yo wants one

1980-10-14

Jon: Awwwww, isn't Nermal cute?

Garfield: Look kid... Jon is my owner. This is my territory. I'm the cute one around here. Got it?

Garfield: It's easier to charm your way through life if you have the muscle to back it up

1980-10-15

Garfield: I hate Nermal. I think I'll clean his clock

Garfield: Hey, kid. How'd you like to play on this waffle iron?

Nermal: Bug off

Garfield: I guess I'll have to use more subtle means

1980-10-16

Garfield: Hey, I was once a kitten too

Garfield: Hey, I'm cute too

Garfield: Listen to me, will you?