Garfield: Oh no! My food has been ransacked! This looks like the work of the... Sludge Monster!
Garfield: Keep a cool head, Garfield. You must not panic
Garfield: AYIEEE!
Odie: Burp
Garfield: I must arm myself against the Sludge Monster
Garfield: Ah! A helmet
Garfield: I should have dumped the sugar out first
Garfield: You may ask... why do I fear the Sludge Monster?
Garfield: Not only does it have a bad complexion and dominate the conversation at social gatherings...
Garfield: It alas feeds on scratching posts
Garfield: OH NO! HERE COMES THE SLUDGE MONSTER!
Garfield: ARRGH!
Jon: I wish you'd curb that imagination of yours, Garfield
Garfield: There it is!
Garfield: PREPARE TO MEET YOUR MAKER, SLUDGE MONSTER!
Jon: Why did you mangle that liver, Garfield?
Garfield: In the interest of national security, sir
Odie: Arf!
Odie: GRRR!
Odie: ROWR! BARK! YIP! GRRR!
Odie: YIP!
Garfield: Frailty, thy name is dog
Jon: It's Monday, Garfield. What are you going to do today?
Garfield: What everyone should do on Monday
Garfield: Sleep till Tuesday
Garfield: So this is Tuesday
Garfield: Do you know what I like most about Tuesday?
Garfield: It's not Monday
(ring!)
Garfield: (smack!)
Jon: A little high-strung aren't we?
Garfield: I'm a cat. So sue me
Garfield: What a beautiful day!
Garfield: (sniff)
Garfield: (STING!)
Garfield: (KONK!)
Garfield: (bonk!)
Garfield: (CLONK!)
Jon: What the...?
Garfield: It's not nice to fool with mother nature
Garfield: (purrrr)
Jon: Would you like something to eat, Garfield?
Garfield: That man can read me like a book
Garfield: It's another brand new day for Garfield, the biggest, baddest, meanest cat in the land
Garfield: And his sidekick, Pooky
Garfield: The biggest, baddest, meanest teddy bear
