Jon: Eat up, pal
Jon: I won't say Garfield is fat, but the last time he got on a ferris wheel, the two guys on top starved to death
Garfield: (SPLAT!)
Garfield: What's happening?
Garfield: I have no urge to shove Odie off the table!
Garfield: I'm losing my touch!
Garfield: I must be having an attack of nice!
Garfield: (push)
Garfield: With self-control you can conquer anything
Garfield: Guess who's come to visit? Nermal, the world's cutest kitten
Garfield: You're so cute it's disgusting
Nermal: That's true
Nermal: But it's a cross I'll just have to bear
Garfield: How come I've know you a year, Nermal, and you're still a tiny kitten
Nermal: I think small
Nermal: And the coffee and cigarettes don't hurt
Jon: Hee, hee, hee
Jon: Here, Nermal. Have a steak
Garfield: You really trade on cute, don't you?
Nermal: I manage
Jon: You're too cute, Nermal
Garfield: CUTE IS TASTELESS! CUTE ROTS THE INTELLECT!
Nermal: So what's so hot about ugly?
Garfield: Good point
Garfield: Psst, hey, fella. Wanna buy a kitten
Jon: What the...?
Garfield: Black market kittens. I'll make a killing
Garfield: Hey, Nermal, do you think you could teach me to be cute, too?
Nermal: Sure. First open your eyes just as wide as you can
Nermal: Now lose about 20 pounds
Garfield: Very funny
Garfield: Now here could my rubber mousie be?
Jon: EIYEEEEE! (SPLASH!)
Garfield: That's right. I left it in the bathtub
Garfield: I LOVE LASAGNA!
Garfield: I love to smear it on my body
Garfield: Which insures I don't have to share it with anyone
Jon: Garfield! Why would you ever want to catch that fish?
Garfield: Some people love cats for what they are...
Garfield: And some people are cats for what they love
