1980-04-17

Garfield: Television should be more informative. Television should be more intellectually stimulating

Garfield: I'm going to start a movement for more socially aware TV programming

Garfield: Just as soon as I'm finished “The Beach Creature Annoys Sandra Dee”

1980-04-18

Jon: I think you're missing the point of our walks, Garfield

1980-04-19

Garfield: Hey there, good-looking. I don't believe I've seen you around here before

Garfield: Do you believe in love at first sight?

Garfield: Where have you been all my life?

1980-04-20

Garfield: I'm bored

Garfield: I'm sick of being cooped up in this house all day

Garfield: Let me out! I need space!

1980-04-21

Jon: How about a date, doc?

Liz: Okay

Jon: Are you going out with me because of my charm, or my good looks?

Liz: It must be your charm

Garfield: Bingo

1980-04-22

Jon: You're not going to stand me up again, are you, doc? Really... why are you going out with me?

Liz: You amuse me

Jon: I'll settle for that

Garfield: Don Juan dazzles another love-struck waif

1980-04-23

Jon: This is great. I have a date with Liz. I'll finally have her all to myself

Jon: Just her and me

Garfield: And kitty makes three

1980-04-24

Liz: What do you have planned for us tonight?

Jon: First we'll jet to a Hollywood premiere and reception with the stars. Then have an intimate dinner at a posh restaurant followed by an evening of dancing at a private club topped off with bubbly on the beat at sunrise

Liz: You're kidding!

Garfield: Yea

Jon: Yes... How does a drive-in movie grab you?

1980-04-25

Liz: What's the movie tonight?

Jon: The Sludge Monster Meets Vermin Man

Liz: Never hear of it

Jon: We've seen it eight times

1980-04-26

Jon: Thanks for going out with me tonight, Liz. I'm sorry Garfield came along. He's a little overbearing at times

Jon: But, at any rate... I'd like to... uh... it was... I mean... er... uh...

Garfield: Kiss her, you dip

1980-04-27

Garfield: Stand aside, little lady. I'll stop the traffic for you

Garfield: Hold up!

(VOOM!)

Lady cat: My hero

1980-04-28

Jon: Face it, Garfield...

Jon: You aren't the kitten you once were

1980-04-29

Jon: I'm making some really great soup for supper, Garfield

Garfield: Something's wrong here

Jon: And now some seasoning...

Garfield: I don't like the sound of this

Jon: BATH TIME!

Garfield: I've been duped again!

1980-04-30

Jon: I'm really going to get you clean, Garfield

Jon: (scrub, scrub, scrub, scrub)

Jon: What's this?

Garfield: One of my stripes, you bimbo