1980-03-17

Jon: Garfield, get your lazy bones out of bed and come to breakfast

Garfield: (scrape, scrape, scrape)

1980-03-18

Jon: Is that all I am to you?

Garfield: Merely an obstruction in the road of life

1980-03-19

Jon: I know you cats are inquisitive by nature, Garfield

Jon: And I know this is your home as well as mine...

Jon: BUT STAY OUT OF MY UNDERWEAR DRAWER!!

1980-03-20

Jon: Computers... Everything is controlled by computers these days

Jon: That chicken you ate was ever raised by a computer

Garfield: Burp

1980-03-21

Garfield: Let's go eat, Odie

Garfield: What say you go formal

Garfield: With a white tie and tail

1980-03-22

Garfield: It's a myth that cats are high-strung

Odie: (BARK)

Garfield: There's a lot of truth in those old myths

1980-03-23

Jon: Have a fish, Garfield

Garfield: (gulp)

Garfield: (ptooey)

Jon: THAT WAS AMAZING

Garfield: I have nimble teeth

1980-03-24

Jon: Guess what, Garfield? I'm entering in a cat show

Garfield: That should be fun...

Garfield: I'll be dynamite in the swimsuit competition

1980-03-25

Jon: You'll have to take a bath before the cat show, Garfield

Garfield: I'll take my chances

Jon: Clean cats are winning cats

Garfield: The things I do for stardom

1980-03-26

Jon: Now let's fluff you up

1980-03-27

Jon: We need a gimmick for the cat show, Garfield, something to make the judge notice you

Jon: This should do it

Garfield: It's a sad state of affairs when a pet owner stoops to humiliating a cat

1980-03-28

Jon: They'll probably want you to do tricks at the cat show, Garfield. So hop through this hoop

Jon: I could just cry

1980-03-29

Jon: Hurry up, Garfield! Time to leave for the cat show

Odie: (grrr)

Garfield: (rowr)

Odie: (yip!)

Garfield: (rowr! fft!)

Jon: I could just cry

1980-03-30

Jon: This is it, Garfield. Your first cat show

Jon: Where do I put my cat?

Man: Put him here

1980-03-31

Jon: Is this the cat show?

Juror: Yes it is

Juror: But the dog show is next week