Jon: You're looking trimmer, Garfield. I'll take you off your diet now
Garfield: (poomp! whew!)
Jon: Oh no, you don't, Garfield. This chicken leg is mine
Garfield: Let's hear it for claws
Garfield: Gee, I feel good
Garfield: I feel like being nice to everybody today
Garfield: I must be coming down with something
Garfield: When the newspaper comes each day, I take the editorial page and Jon takes the funnies
Jon: HA! HA! HA! HA!
Garfield: There's no accounting for some people's taste
Garfield: OH NO!
Garfield: (punt!)
Garfield: Don't laugh. How would you like to have dog drool all over your teddy bear?
Garfield: This looks like it's going to be a good week
Garfield: Nuts... Nuts, nuts, buts
Nermal: (meyow)
Garfield: Listen to that
Nermal: (purrr)
Garfield: The kid's a walking cliche
Nermal: (ffft)
Jon: Garfield, you should learn to play with Nermal
Garfield: Sure thing
Nermal: (hop, hop)
Jon: Let me rephrase that
Garfield: (dribble, dribble, dribble)