Caped Avenger: The Caped Avenger sees an evil dog
Caped Avenger: The Caped Avenger springs into action
Caped Avenger: The Caped Avenger hurts himself
Jon: We're having lasagna for dinner tonight, Garfield
Garfield: (ptooey!)
Jon: What say I bake it first
Garfield: What say
Jon: I could use a good back walk, Garfield
Jon: This is great. You'd make someone a good wife
Jon: NO CLAWS! NO CLAWS!
Jon: You're too fat, Garfield. I'm putting you on another diet
Garfield: He makes me so mad
Garfield: If I could have gotten up on that chair, I would have given him the beating of his life
Jon: Here's a carrot for your diet, Garfield. You know what to do with it
Garfield: I certainly do
Garfield: Here rabbit, rabbit, rabbit
Jon: I know you're unhappy, Garfield, but I wouldn't have to put you on diets if you wouldn't eat so much
Garfield: I can't help it. I have a glandular condition...
Jon: An overactive mouth gland
Garfield: This diet a real bummer. I'm getting weaker by the minute
Garfield: I must be going into cholesterol withdrawal
Garfield: That's when you have the urge to make a highball out of bacon grease
Garfield: B-R-R-R-R
Jon: Awww, poor thing. First you're on a diet, now you're freezing
Jon: Where's your blanket?
Garfield: I ate it