1980-02-01

Liz: Say, “Ah,” Garfield

Liz: I'll take your temperature if you don't say, “Ah”

Garfield: Ah

1980-02-02

Jon: I know you're just a veterinarian, Liz, but I've had these dizzy spells lately...

Liz: Well now, why don't we just check your blood pressure

Jon: Uh... doctor

1980-02-03

Garfield: Oh boy, it is chilly morning

Garfield: (splash, splash, splash)

Garfield: (sip)

Garfield: (gargle, gargle, gargle)

Garfield: (gulp)

Garfield: That feels so warm

Garfield: Ahhh

Jon: You really enjoy your coffee, don't you, Garfield?

1980-02-04

Lyman: Ready of tennis?

Jon: As soon as I feed Garfield. He's hungry

Lyman: How do you know that?

Jon: I have my ways

1980-02-05

Jon: Here's a picture of Garfield at the zoo

Jon: Here's a picture of me shelling out 300 bucks for Garfield's lunch

1980-02-06

Jon: Help yourself, Garfield

Jon: Would you like a little coffee in that sugar?

1980-02-07

Garfield: (pat, pat) This should blow Jon's mind. Me, Garfield, being nice to Odie

Jon: Heh he. How nice

Garfield: THAT WAS A JOKE, YOU TWIT

1980-02-08

Garfield: (push!)

Garfield: This table wasn't big enough for the both of us

1980-02-09

Garfield: (poomp!)

Garfield: Oops. I crunched Jon's antenna

Jon: A little more to the right, Garfield

1980-02-10

Garfield: Watch this. I'm going to swing down on this vine and swoop up Jon's chicken

Garfield: (yank, yank)

Garfield: (SWOOP!)

Jon: Where did the vine come from?

1980-02-11

Jon: Guess what, Garfield? This week we're going to visit dad and mom on the farm

Garfield: Yipee skip

Garfield: I think I'll call in sick this week

1980-02-12

Jon: There's only one thing you have to remember when we get to the farm, Garfield

Jon: Watch where you step

Garfield: Let me out

1980-02-13

Jon: Hi, dad

Jon's father: Welcome home, city boy

Jon: Hi, mom

Jon's mother: EAT, EAT, EAT, EAT

Garfield: Well, shucky darn and slop the chickens. I think I'm going to like it here

1980-02-14

Jon's mother: EAT, EAT, EAT

Jon: Mom, is that all you can say? “Eat, eat, eat”?

Jon's mother: You should meet some nice girl, settle down, have a family

Jon: Pass the mashed potatoes

Jon's mother: EAT, EAT, EAT

1980-02-15

Jon's father: How's Garfield adjusting to the farm?

Pig: Oink!

Jon: You mean, how's the farm adjusting to Garfield

1980-02-16

Jon: I'm glad we visited the farm, dad

Jon's father: Yup

Jon: It's nice to get away from it all

Jon's father: Yup

Garfield: Way, way, wayyyy, away