Liz: Say, “Ah,” Garfield
Liz: I'll take your temperature if you don't say, “Ah”
Garfield: Ah
Jon: I know you're just a veterinarian, Liz, but I've had these dizzy spells lately...
Liz: Well now, why don't we just check your blood pressure
Jon: Uh... doctor
Garfield: Oh boy, it is chilly morning
Garfield: (splash, splash, splash)
Garfield: (sip)
Garfield: (gargle, gargle, gargle)
Garfield: (gulp)
Garfield: That feels so warm
Garfield: Ahhh
Jon: You really enjoy your coffee, don't you, Garfield?
Lyman: Ready of tennis?
Jon: As soon as I feed Garfield. He's hungry
Lyman: How do you know that?
Jon: I have my ways
Jon: Here's a picture of Garfield at the zoo
Jon: Here's a picture of me shelling out 300 bucks for Garfield's lunch
Garfield: (pat, pat) This should blow Jon's mind. Me, Garfield, being nice to Odie
Jon: Heh he. How nice
Garfield: THAT WAS A JOKE, YOU TWIT
Garfield: (poomp!)
Garfield: Oops. I crunched Jon's antenna
Jon: A little more to the right, Garfield
Garfield: Watch this. I'm going to swing down on this vine and swoop up Jon's chicken
Garfield: (yank, yank)
Garfield: (SWOOP!)
Jon: Where did the vine come from?
Jon: Guess what, Garfield? This week we're going to visit dad and mom on the farm
Garfield: Yipee skip
Garfield: I think I'll call in sick this week
Jon: There's only one thing you have to remember when we get to the farm, Garfield
Jon: Watch where you step
Garfield: Let me out
Jon: Hi, dad
Jon's father: Welcome home, city boy
Jon: Hi, mom
Jon's mother: EAT, EAT, EAT, EAT
Garfield: Well, shucky darn and slop the chickens. I think I'm going to like it here
Jon's mother: EAT, EAT, EAT
Jon: Mom, is that all you can say? “Eat, eat, eat”?
Jon's mother: You should meet some nice girl, settle down, have a family
Jon: Pass the mashed potatoes
Jon's mother: EAT, EAT, EAT
Jon's father: How's Garfield adjusting to the farm?
Pig: Oink!
Jon: You mean, how's the farm adjusting to Garfield
Jon: I'm glad we visited the farm, dad
Jon's father: Yup
Jon: It's nice to get away from it all
Jon's father: Yup
Garfield: Way, way, wayyyy, away