Jon: You're a swell cat, Garfield
Jon: It's time we did more things together
Jon: LIKE GIVE YOU A BATH!
Garfield: I knew it! I knew it!
Garfield: Darn the torpedoes! Full speed ahead!
Garfield: Never have so few given so much to so many
Jon: Quit dawdling, Garfield
Garfield: How dare you speak that way to the president of the United States
Jon: Back off, Garfield. That turkey leg is for my lunch
Garfield: (AHCHOO!)
Garfield: (wipe, wipe, wipe, wipe)
Garfield: (scratch, scratch, scratch, scratch, scratch, scratch)
Jon: Would you like a turkey leg, Garfield?
Garfield: Only if you don't want it
Jon: What would you like for breakfast, Garfield?
Garfield: Something different!
Jon: The usual, you say?
Garfield: No! No! No! No! No! No!
Jon: One usual coming up!
Garfield: It's things like this that contribute to the high suicide rate among cats
Lyman: How many times have I told you not to beg at the table
Lyman: Sometimes Odie is a real problem
Jon: I wish I had your problem
Jon: Oh, no, Garfield. You're not getting my chicken today
Jon: I know all your ploys, buddy boy. I'm watching you like a hawk
Garfield: (sniff)
Garfield: Oh doe! I'm cubbing down wid a code
Garfield: Loog, I can hardly ebben understad by own thoughts
Garfield: (sniff)
Jon: OH, ICKY POO! GARFIELD'S GOT A COLD. HE'S DISEASED! EVERYONE STAND BACK!
Garfield: Berry fuddy
Garfield: (AH-CHOO!)
Jon: It's yours, Garfield
Garfield: This could be the start of something grand