1979-12-01

Jon: Well, Garfield. That's the last time the Hamiltons ever ask us over

Jon: I hope you learned a lesson from this evening

Garfield: I sure did

Garfield: Never sharpen your claws on a water bed

1979-12-02

Jon: Have you ever noticed how much some people look like their pets, Garfield?

Garfield: Hee

Jon: Hee, hee

Jon: HA-HA HA

Garfield: Ha

1979-12-03

Jon: Guess who's come to visit us this week, Garfield?

Jon: Nermal! The world's cutest kitten

Garfield: You're testing me, aren't you?!

1979-12-04

Jon: How cute!

1979-12-05

Jon: How cute!

Garfield: (boom! boom! boom!)

Jon: Somehow, Garfield, your grasp of “cute” is a little shaky

1979-12-06

Jon: (scratch! scratch! scratch! scratch!)

Garfield: There's one nice thing about having another cat around the house

Jon: NERMAL!

1979-12-07

Jon: I'm tired of competing with that Nermal. I think I'll give him a good pounding today

Jon: Where is that little fuzzbal? He could be anywhere

1979-12-08

Jon: It's time we determined who's master of this household

Nermal: (smack!)

Garfield: How did he do that?

1979-12-09

Jon: Would you like to come in, Garfield?

1979-12-10

Garfield: Ahhh

Jon: It's time we talked about this coffee dependency of yours, Garfield

1979-12-11

(plip!)

Jon: Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!

1979-12-12

Jon: Get off the piano, Odie. You're making too much racket

Jon: And you...

1979-12-13

Jon: Garfield! That's beautiful!

Jon: WE'LL GO ON THE ROAD. WE'LL MAKE A MILLION! WE'RE RICH!

1979-12-14

Jon: (click) Stop playing with the flashlight, Garfield

1979-12-15

1979-12-16

Jon: Let's go look at new furniture, Garfield

Jon: Gee, this sofa's nice. What do you think, Garfield?

Jon: Garfield?

Garfield: (POW!)

Garfield: (koooosh, pop! pop! pow! ssssss, plif)

Shop assistant: Congratulations, sir. You are now the proud owner of 23 slightly clawed inflatable chairs

Garfield: I haven't had so much fun since granny got her tail caught in the wringer