1979-11-01

Jon: Here's a handy hint for you bachelors out there

Jon: You can keep your laundry detergent dry

Jon: By sealing it in a cookie jar

1979-11-02

Jon: Let's go see the vet, Garfield

Jon: I have a ten o'clock appointment

1979-11-03

Old woman: Here, Petey. Here, Petey. Where are you?

Garfield: (burp!)

1979-11-04

Garfield: (munch, munch, much)

Garfield: Whew! I couldn't eat another bite

Garfield: (Rrrr)

Garfield: (Rowr)

Garfield: (Rrr)

1979-11-05

Jon: Pack your bags, Garfield. We're going on vacation

Garfield: Good idea

Garfield: I could use the rest

1979-11-06

Jon: We have a long way to go, Garfield

Jon: I wish you enjoyed riding in a car more

Jon: You're too tense

1979-11-07

Jon: I'd like a room for the night

Receptionist: Any pets?

Jon: Nope

1979-11-08

Jon: Look at that, Garfield. What do you...

Jon: ...Uh, thing

1979-11-09

Jon: When I think of sand, I think of sun, surf and getting a good tan

Jon: What do you think of when you think of sand, Garfield?

Jon: On second thought, scratch that question

1979-11-10

1979-11-11

(poke!)

Odie: (grrrrrr)

Odie: (choke! gasp!)

(kick!)

(kong!)

1979-11-12

rain n. 1. water falling to earth in drops

2. a mild depressant

1979-11-13

Jon: (zzzz)

Garfield: (SCREECH!)

Jon: Chasing cars again, Garfield?

1979-11-14

Garfield: Why are we placed on this Earth? What is our purpose? What is our mission in life?

Garfield: Thank you so much for your prompt reply

1979-11-15

Jon: Nice try, hot shot

1979-11-16

Irma: How's your coffee, Hon?

Jon: It's a bit strong

Irma: SAY IT'S NOT SO! SAY IT'S NOT SO! I COULD JUST SHOOT MYSELF!

Jon: You usually don't find one that dedicated

Garfield: It's her life