Irma: Mornin'
Jon: Good morning, Irma
Irma: The coffee's strong, Hon. You'd better get it before it gets you
Jon: Is it hot?
Irma: Yup
Garfield: This isn't one of your better diners
Jon: My, you look nice today, Irma
Irma: Are you kidding?
Irma: When I come to work I wear base and lipstick and that's it, Hon. I don't put on eyes unless I have a hot date. You know what I mean?
Irma: I didn't even shave my legs
Garfield: This definitely isn't one of your better diners
Garfield: Boy, am I bored
Garfield: Borer, bored, bored, bored
Garfield: ARGHHH!
Garfield: I feel better already
Lyman: Hey, Garfield, where's Odie?
Garfield: He's easy to find
Garfield: Just follow the slobber
Jon: For the last time, no, Garfield
Lyman: What's the problem?
Jon: He wants to see a wine list
Jon: You may have the leftovers when I'm through, Garfield
Garfield: (kong!)
Garfield: You don't have to be patient when you're as big as I am
Jon: Are you still having breakfast
Jon: You've spent an hour eating your cereal
Garfield: You know I don't like raisins
Garfield: (slit!)
Garfield: (munch, smack, slurp)
Garfield: (ptooey!)
Garfield: (burp)
Jon: Garfield went to so much trouble I hated to spoil it for him
Jon: Good boy, Garfield. Give me the paper
Garfield: Either I get breakfast or you'll never see this paper alive again
Jon: WHY IS THERE ALWAYS A STRING ATTACHED?!
Garfield: Nothing's free, pal
Jon: I have something for that appetite of yours, Garfield
Jon: Close your eyes and open your mouth