Jon: We're going to see your veterinarian today, Garfield
Jon: She's one cute chicky-boo. I'd marry her in a second
Garfield: It's comforting to know the high values placed on the sacred institution of marriage are still with us today
Jon: In a half-second!
Jon: That Liz is sure a great looking hunk of veterinarian
Jon: She has the one quality I desire most in a woman
Garfield: She's breathing
Liz: Be right with you, Mr Arbuckle
Jon: I'll be here with bells on, doctor
Liz: That makes for an interesting mental picture
Jon: Why does she always put me down?
Garfield: You're so putdownable
Jon: How about going out with me, doctor?
Liz: I wouldn't go out with you if you were the last man on Earth
Jon: Then how about sometime after that?
Garfield: That's a good one
Jon: Why won't you go out with me, doctor?
Liz: Because I hate your guts
Jon: Does this mean marriage is out of the question?
Garfield: Don Quixote strikes again
Jon: How about a date, doc?
Liz: No way
Liz: Mmmmm
Jon: Great! See you at eight
Garfield: If you can't convice'm, confuse'm
Garfield: Hmmm, wet cement
Garfield: (splut!) Oops
Odie: (bark! bark!)
Odie: (slurp)
Garfield: Lassie would have gone for help
Jon: I suppose you wat to know how my date went with Liz, the vet... Well don't ask
Garfield: I won't
Jon: She didn't show. Old Jon got stood up
Garfield: I don't want to hear about it
Jon: You know, Garfield. I like you better than people
Garfield: Tell me more
Garfield: My aunt Evelyn is the neatest cat I know
Garfield: She plucked all the hair off her body she wouldn't shed on the furniture
Garfield: Now she's living with a family in L. A. that thinks she's a chihuahua
Odie: (yip! yip! yip!)
Odie: (yip! yip! yip!)
Garfield: For the last time, Odie, you chase the tail
Jon: Garfield, must you do everything I do?
Garfield: That wasn't very nice
Garfield: After all, cats are just little people with fur and fangs
Jon: WAKE UP, SLEEPYHEAD!
Jon: We're having breakfast on the patio this morning
Jon: Because I want to share this beautiful sunrise with you
Jon: Where else can you find a living, breathing work of art created just for you? Fresh with the promise of a bright new day
Jon: Have you ever seen a more glorious sight, Garfield?... Uh, Garfield?
Jon: Get your face out of the scrambled eggs, Garfield
Garfield: (zzzz)
