1979-07-01

Odie: (BARK!)

Garfield: (pow! pon!)

Garfield: (crack!)

Odie: (crash!)

Odie: (grrrr)

Jon: They don't tell you about these things in the pet magazines

1979-07-02

Jon: You're too fat, Garfield

Jon: Why, I'll bet your haven't seen your feet in years

Garfield: I have feet?

1979-07-03

Garfield: (crunch)

Jon: I think it's time I put you on another diet, Garfield

Garfield: What ever gave him that idea?

1979-07-04

Jon: I'm starting your diet, Garfield

Jon: How would you like this head of cabbage prepared?

Garfield: Deep-fry that sucker

Jon: Boiled it is

Garfield: What we have here is a failure to communicate

1979-07-05

Garfield: Hmmm, diet candy

Garfield: Not bad

Garfield: A couple more boxes of those things and I'll be skinnier than a rail

1979-07-06

Garfield: This diet I'm on has sure made me week

Garfield: (punt!)

Garfield: Drat, he usually clears the piano

1979-07-07

Garfield: I wonder what I'd look like skinny?

Jon: GARFIELD! YOUR DIET!

Garfield: My vanity

1979-07-08

Garfield: FOOD!

Garfield: What's this?

Garfield: It appears to be of the crescent roll family

Garfield: A true gourmet never shies away from a new taste treat

Garfield: (smack) A bit dry, but palatable

Jon: Garfield, have you seen my sweat socks?

1979-07-09

Garfield: Cats are the world's greatest tree climbers

Garfield: There's only one tiny problem

Garfield: Cats are also the world's worst tree climber downers

1979-07-10

Garfield: I've made up my mind. The only way out of this tree is to jump. I may break every bone in my body, but here goes

Garfield: Then again...

1979-07-11

Jon: Catch the rope, Garfield!

Jon: Now tie it around your waist and I'll pull you down. Ha-ha-ha!

Garfield: I'll get Jon for that

1979-07-12

Jon: I've come to rescue you, Garfield

Jon: Uh-oh

Garfield: Well, this is just ducky

1979-07-13

Jon: There's only one way out of this tree, Garfield

Jon: We'll have to jump

Garfield: Gee, I'd love to but I simply haven't a thing to wear to our funeral

1979-07-14

Jon: Either we jump, or we'll starve up here, Garfield

Jon: GERONIMO!!

1979-07-15

Garfield: Ahem... Me, me, meee

Garfield: MEYOWRRR

Garfield: (bonk)

Garfield: I wonder if this is how Enrico Caruso got his start

Garfield: MEYOWRRRR

Garfield: (clobber!)

Garfield: (clink, clink, clank)

Garfield: MEYOWRR (bink)

1979-07-16

Garfield: (zoom!)

Garfield: Why, oh why, oh, why, oh why, do cats do these things?