1979-06-01

Jon: Garfield, you've been in bed all week. Why, you could starve to death

Jon: Oh

Jon: I should have guessed as much

1979-06-02

Jon: Get out of bed this minute, Garfield

Jon: Good boy!

Garfield: Darn leg cramps

1979-06-03

Garfield: (ptooey!)

Garfield: (ptooey!)

Garfield: (ptooey!)

Jon: Okay, Garfield. Now give me some high lobs

1979-06-04

Jon: Have a package of crackers, Garfield

Garfield: (rustle, crackle, crinkle)

Garfield: They were terrible!

Jon: Next time try taking them out of the wrapper

1979-06-05

Jon: Why the droopy demeanor today, Garfield?

Garfield: (KONK!)

Garfield: Never say “droopy” to a fat person

1979-06-06

Jon: Hey, Lyman. What do you think of my new tennis racket?

Lyman: What's it strung with?

Jon: Catgut

Garfield: Aunt Reba!

1979-06-07

Jon: That's the trouble with warm weather

Jon: You can't keep ice cubes in your drink

1979-06-08

Jon: Touch my pie and you die

Garfield: (touch)

Jon: ALWAYS RIDING THE RAGGED EDGE OF DISASTER, AREN'T YOU, GARFIELD

Garfield: (zoom!!!)

1979-06-09

Jon: Waitress, this potato is bad

Irma: (smack! smack! smack!) BAD POTATO! BAD POTATO!

Irma: Sir, if that potato gives you any more trouble, you just let me know

Garfield: There goes her tip

1979-06-10

Jon: It's only noon, Garfield. Why don't you sleep in today. You deserve the rest

Lyman: Hey, Garfield! Let's have some fun! I'll gold Odie down and you beat him up

Jon: How about some exercise Garfield? Why don't you scratch up my favorite chair here?

Lyman: Don't worry about knocking the plants off the shelf today, Garfield. We'll do it for you

Jon: I baked tons of lasagna for you, ol' buddy. Eat! Eat!

Garfield: (poof!)

Garfield: What a depressing dream. For a moment there I thought all the fun had gone out of my life

1979-06-11

Jon: Come on, Garfield. Let's go camping

Garfield: Not on your life

Jon: Gee, and I'd packed lots of lasagna, too

Garfield: Since you put it that way, I reckon there's a trail or two out there that could stand a little blazing

1979-06-12

Jon: Well, here we are in the great outdoors, Garfield

Jon: Ah, wilderness

Jon: Just us, the sky, and the trees

Garfield: Where's the TV?

1979-06-13

Jon: Well, Garfield

Jon: What do you think of camping so far?

Garfield: I don't know

Garfield: I've never been this far from the sandbox before

1979-06-14

Jon: Why the long face, Garfield?

Jon: Look who I brought

Garfield: Pooky!

Garfield: Camping is more fun with a good friend

1979-06-15

Garfield: What's that?

Garfield: Must be a porcupine

1979-06-16

Jon: Garfield! You're covered with porcupine quills!

Jon: That must be very painful

Garfield: I can handle it

Garfield: ARRRRRGH!