Jon: Garfield! Did you eat my chicken?
Jon: No, of course not. If you had, there would be some bones left
Jon: Be careful around this clock, Garfield. It's an old family heirloom
Garfield: (crash!)
Garfield: One small push for cat, one giant leap for good taste
Jon: Where were you, Garfield? I called you an hour ago for dinner
Garfield: Uh-oh
Garfield: (klunk!)
Garfield: You've got to get to cat food before it sets up
Garfield: (tie, tie)
Garfield: (tie, tie, tie)
Garfield: (yank, yank)
Garfield: (leap!)
Garfield: Booga! Booga!
Odie: (klonk!)
Garfield: That was a lot of trouble but it was worth it
Garfield: (zzzz)
Jon: (YAWN)
Garfield: (zzzzz)
Jon: What a heck of a way to start the week
Garfield: The darn toaster isn't working again. I guess I'll have to fix it
Garfield: (wham! wham! wham! wham! wham! wham!)
Garfield: First, you have to get its attention
Jon: Breakfast is on, Garfield
Garfield: Carry me
Jon: Sometimes I think I cater to Garfield too much
Lyman: That's called disco dancing, Garfield
Garfield: Thank heavens
Garfield: For a minute there I thought he had a live carp in his jockey short
Garfield: Garfield, that steely-eyed cowcat, roams into town
Garfield: He mounts his faithful steed, Odie
Garfield: All I need now i a sunset
Fly: (buzzzzz...)
Garfield: (sploosh)
Garfield: (splutter, splutter)
Garfield: (flop!)
Garfield: (ptooey! ptoey! ptooey!)
Garfield: (wipe, wipe)
Garfield: (CRASH)
Garfield: If I act casual, maybe he won't notice
Garfield: I suppose I should learn to like Odie
Garfield: But I just can't respect anyone who turns around three times to lie down
Garfield: Hmmm
Garfield: Just as I suspected. There's a tiny sign in there saying, “space for rent”
Odie: (bark! bark! bark!)
Garfield: That's good enough
Odie: (screee, poomp!)
Garfield: (punt!) Thanks for the exercise
