1979-01-01

Garfield: (pow!)

1979-01-02

Jon: What would you like for breakfast, Garfield?

Garfield: A cup of coffee, a danish and the newspaper

Jon: Have a warm bowl of milk

Garfield: You people don't give us cats any credit!

1979-01-03

Garfield: Do you know why I don't like warm milk?

Garfield: Try this... Drink a bowl of warm milk

Garfield: Then, never brush your teeth again

1979-01-04

Garfield: Why is it all us cats are stereotyped

Garfield: “All cats love milk, hate dogs, love mice” etc., etc., etc.

Garfield: Sometimes I get so mad I could just kick my Gucci scratching post

1979-01-05

Jon: Do you know why you need me, Garfield?

Jon: I can sum it up in two words

Jon: Quality companionship

Garfield: Body heat

1979-01-06

Garfield: We cats are very independent

Garfield: We need nobody, no time no where, no way

Garfield: Isn't that right, Pooky?

1979-01-07

Garfield: What, ho?

Garfield: Oh, goody a blueberry muffin

Garfield: (scratch, scratch, scratch)

Garfield: (kick!)

Jon: (CRASH!)

Garfield: If you'll pardon the expression, there's more than one way to skin a cat

1979-01-08

Jon: Look what my mother mad for you, Garfield

Jon: There, how's that?

Garfield: It's nice and warm

Garfield: Disgusting, demeaning, itchy and an abomination. But, nice and warm

1979-01-09

Garfield: Would you just look at this? Jon's making me wear a kitty sweater

Garfield: People dress their pets up because it makes them look like little people. Well, I'm not a little person, I'm a cat

Garfield: For instance, I like a pinch of catnip in my morning cup of coffee

1979-01-10

Jon: Here he comes. Say something nice

Lyman: Lookin' good, Garfield

Jon: Sharp sweater, ol' buddy

Lyman: Sad

Jon: Looks like a meatball in traction

1979-01-11

Garfield: I was feeling pretty punk about having to wear this sweater

Garfield: Until I saw Odie's new outfit

1979-01-12

Jon: Uh-oh, it's starting to rain

Jon: I'd better let Garfield in before he gets his new sweater wet

Jon: Too late

1979-01-13

Odie: (snicker, snicker)

Odie: (harf! harf! harf!)

1979-01-14

Jon: When you own a cat, its hairs get everywhere

Jon: Every time I eat, I find a cat hair in my food. Let me show you

Jon: I know it's here somewhere

Jon: I CAN'T EAT 'TILL I FIND THAT HAIR!

Garfield: Silly me. I forgot to put it in there

1979-01-15

Jon: Garfield, you shouldn't chase the mailman like that

Jon: Now what would you do with him if you actually caught him?

Garfield: I'd eat him

1979-01-16

Jon: Garfield, you know cats can't drink...

Garfield: (slurp!)

Jon: ...Coffee

Garfield: Fill'er up

Jon: Well, I'll be dipped