Jon: I thig Garfield gabe me a code (sniff)
Lyman: He what?
Jon: He gabe me a code!
Lyman: Pardon?
Jon: GABE ME A CODE! GABE A CODE!
Garfield: (brrr!)
Jon: (yawn!)
Jon: I know you're in there somewhere Garfield!... Out!!!
Garfield: Next time I'll leave a wake-up call at the desk
Lyman: Do you know your cat's sitting on my meat loaf?
Jon: No, but if you hum a couple of bars I'll fake it
Lyman: This is going to be a long week
Jon: See you later, Garfield. I'm going to the grocery store
Jon: Very well, you may come along
Jon: Now, behave yourself in the grocery store, Garfield
Jon: I think I just turned a bull loose in a China shop
Jon: That's the last time I take you to the grocery store, Garfield
Jon: I've never been so humiliated in all my life
Garfield: So I ate the pastry section, big deal
Garfield: When Odie comes by I'm going to round off that pointy head of his
Odie: (slurp!)
Garfield: How can you win against someone who doesn't even know the rules of the game?
Jon: I own a cat
Jon: And when you own a cat, eating a normal meal takes on a all-new perspective
Jon: Knowing that somewhere in there is a cat hair with your name on it
Jon: (sweep, sweep, sweep...)
Jon: Garfield, what am I supposed to do with all these cat hairs?!
Garfield: Make yourself another cat
Jon: I have the distinct feeling that I was just zinged
Jon: Good night, Garfield (smack!)
Jon: (pooey!)
Lyman: Growing a beard?
Jon: I ate a milk dud and kissed a cat
Dear Garfield. Help! I have cat hairs all over my home. What can I do keep Fluffy from shedding?
Garfield: Simple
Garfield: Give the little beggar a good coat of varnish
