Garfield: I think I'll put that dog's lights out
Garfield: (scratch, scratch, scratch, scratch, scratch, scratch)
Garfield: We cats are the source of many myths
Garfield: The saying, “nervous as a cat”, is an old wive's tale.
Odie: (BARK!)
Garfield: Not to mention, “a cat always lands on his feet”.
Jon: Heh, heh, heh
Jon: Cats just love to play with water
Garfield: Whew! I thought I'd never find Jon's watch
Garfield: Dab, dab, dab, dab
Garfield: (splash! splash! splash! splash!)
Jon: MY CHICKEN SOUP!
Garfield: The devil made me do it
Lyman: Hey, Jon! What do you think on my new outfit?
Lyman: Does Garfield always shed like that?
Jon: Only on white disco suits
Jon: You're getting a little chunky there, pal
Jon: I'm thinking of putting you on a diet, Garfield
Garfield: DIET!
Garfield: I'm already feeling weak!
Garfield: FOOD! I need FOOD!
Garfield: The room's growing dim!
Garfield: (whop!)
Jon: (clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap)
Jon: Garfield, as of this minute, I'm putting you on a diet
Jon: Garfield?
Garfield: I think I snapped his mind
Jon: Come on, old buddy. Going on a diet's not all that bad. Why, a couple of pounds off the middle and you'll be fit and trim again
Jon: THAT'S BETTER
Jon: I didn't have the heart to tell him he's made the weight watcher's ten most-wanted list
Garfield: So I'm on a diet... Big deal
Garfield: You know what a “diet” is don't you?
Garfield: It's ”die” with a “t,” that's what it is!
Garfield: A diet. Jon has me on a diet
Garfield: (poomp!!)
Garfield: When the lasagna content in my blood gets low, I get mean
