Garfield: Poor me.
Garfield: Sigh... A big, vicious, brute of a dog has moved into my home...
Garfield: (grab!)
Garfield: (whap, whap, whap, whap, whap, whap, whap)
Garfield: (dribble, dribble, dribble)
Garfield: (punt)
Garfield: How will I ever survive?