Garfield: (scratch, scratch, scratch, scratch)
Garfield: Oops. I got a scratch on Jon's favorite chair
Garfield: Maybe he won't notice
Garfield: (Ssssss)
Garfield: One word about curiosity killing the cat, and I'll break your face.
Garfield: I hate television commercials
Garfield: They're too long to sit through...
Garfield: -And they're too short for a trip to the sandbox!
Garfield: Nothing to do today but hang on the screen door...
Garfield: I'm bored
Garfield: Bored, bored, bored, bored.
Garfield: Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored.
Garfield: I wish something would happened
Jon: (SLAM!) GARFIELD! LUNCH TIME!!!
Garfield: I'm in pain... pain, pain, pain, pain.
(ding-dong)
Jon: Lyman
Lyman: Jon
Lyman: I'm cold. I'm hungry. I'm weak. Take me in!
Jon: Sure, Lyman. You know my home is your home.
Garfield: And my sandbox is off-limits.
Jon: Is that all you have, the one suitcase?
Lyman: Not exactly
Lyman: HERE BOY!
Garfield: Oh, lawsey, lawsey, lawsey.
Garfield: Come on, Garfield. Snap out of this deep blue funk. So what if a dog moved in...
Garfield: You can handle it. Cheer up.
Garfield: Take me now, Lord!
Jon: What's your dog's name?
Lyman: Odie
Garfield: Odie... A dog named Odie...
Garfield: A blimp named Hindenburg. A ship named Titanic. A card named Edsel. A pre...
Odie: (CRASH!)
Garfield: Ten billion dogs in this world, and I get tweedldee, the wonder dummy.
Garfield: Poor me.
Garfield: Sigh... A big, vicious, brute of a bog as moved it my home...
Garfield: (grab!)
Garfield: (whap, whap, whap, whap, whap, whap, whap)
Garfield: (dribble, dribble, dribble)
Garfield: (punt)
Garfield: How will I ever survive?
Lyman: Does it hurt to rub a cat the wrong way?
Jon: I don't know
Garfield: (ROWRRRR!!)
Lyman: Yup
Lyman: Odie! Look what you did on the floor!
Lyman! (whap! whap! whap!) NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!
Odie: (yip! yip! yip!)
Garfield: They should've named him “Spot”
Jon: Lyman, you gotta housebreak Odie
Lyman: How?
Jon: Swat him with something
Lyman: With what?
