1978-07-01

Jon: This is it, Garfield. The late-late movie with Brigitte Bardot

Jon: Got our soda pop. Gout our popcorn. We're set

Jon: (zzzzzz)

Garfield: (zzzzz)

1978-07-02

Garfield: I'm out of shape.

Garfield: I think I'll take up jogging.

Garfield: (pant, pant, pant, pant)

Garfield: Whew! Made it.

1978-07-03

Garfield: (purrr)

Garfield: I hate static electricity.

1978-07-04

Garfield: I really shouldn't eat that fish...

Garfield: Call it an ethnic weakness.

1978-07-05

Garfield: (itch, scratch, scratch)

Garfield: (scratch! scratch! scratch! scratch! itch, scratch! scratch! scratch! scratch!)

Garfield: Aarrrgh!

1978-07-06

Garfield: (sniff!)

Garfield: Cat food...

Garfield: The bouquet leaves something to be desired

1978-07-07

Garfield: Ah, a curtain upon which to sharpen my claws

Garfield: I hate double-knit.

1978-07-08

Dear Garfield: Believe it or not, I am an ugly kitten! Oh, I do all the things “cute” kittens do... play with yarn and such, but I don't get any attention. What can I do? Mud Fence

Garfield: Dear “Mud”: You're too hard to be cute. You'll get more attention if you just be yourself...

Garfield: And sharpen your claws on the living room drapes...

1978-07-09

Garfield: Steak!

Garfield: Banzai!

Garfield: (poomp!)

Jon: GARFIELD!

Garfield: (hisss!)

Garfield: Even a house cat has to forage for himself once in a while

1978-07-10

Garfield: Hmmmm... A new sofa

Garfield: Much better

1978-07-11

Garfield: I'm getting lazy. It would do me good to get some exercise.

Garfield: (YAWN)

Garfield: Much better

1978-07-12

Garfield: Love a cookout

Garfield: Mind if I smoke?

1978-07-13

Garfield: I'm going to take an active part in energy conservation

Garfield: Get on your mark, get set...

Garfield: Conserve

1978-07-14

Jon: You're going to love this movie, Garfield. It's my all-time favorite

Jon: Now here's where lieutenant Locroix finds a sport of blood on the butler's sleeve... So he figures, “Aha! This guy is acting very suspici...”

1978-07-15

Garfield: I'm just your average, ordinary cat...

Garfield: For instance, I'm crazy about nature's most perfect food...

Garfield: LASAGNA!

1978-07-16

Jon: Garfield! Bath time!

Jon: GARFIELD?

Garfield: (screeeee...)